The Beatles:

My firm rule in life is that I will NOT EVER sleep with anyone who can't name the Beatles. (First & Last names, thank you very much.) The sassy individual who can name ALL of the Beatles (we're talking EVERY member), is the woman I'm a'gonna marry. And no, I'm not going to give you the answer. Look it up, lazy! You're the reason England got it's butt whipped in Nineteen Dickety Three!