On t-shirts purchased at shows:

A Good Rule of Thumb: Good taste dictates waiting at least three days before wearing a concert "T". And for God's sake don't put it on at the SHOW!!! I went to the Veruca Salt/PJ Harvey/Live show two years ago and the ENTIRE row of teenyboppers in front of me were wearing THE SAME DAMN SHIRT. This in addition to the flailing about like deranged monkeys on heroin.  If I see this type of behavior again, there will be severe reprisals, I tell you what...